Vandamonium’s Weblog
No matter where you go, there you are.Archive for July, 2011
pot
pot is good!
How
to make hash
Put water in a blender. Add a large handful of leaves, stems, seeds and mild weed. Put in 3 or 4 ice cubes and blend it for about 3-4 minutes. Just make sure everything is very finely chopped. Secondly, you will need a gold reusable coffee filter (or 90-line silk screen). Get a large mouth quart mason jar, and strain your Slurpee mixture through it. Once you have strained all the liquid through, run some more water through the leaf material to wash out any extra trichome.
After a few minutes you will notice a white collection at the bottom of the jar, this is the trichome. Let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20-30 minutes. Next, pour off the top 2/3′s of the filtered green water, leaving the settled trichome at the bottom. Add more ice water to get the green stuff out, and let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20 minutes again. Repeat this step once more. Pour off as much water as you can without pouring off the trichome, filter the resulting trichome/water mix through a paper coffee filter. The trichome will not go through the paper, but the water will. When all the water has filtered through, a slightly wet, cold, mass of trichome will be left. This will be easy to handle and compress.
Take your stash (stems, seeds, mild weed) and place it in a covered pot, with enough alcohol to cover everything. Isopropyl alcohol is commonly available at pharmacies. Look for alcohol that is 99% pure. Denatured alcohol also works well. Sometimes isopropyl alcohol is called rubbing alcohol.
Now carefully boil the mixture on an electric stove. Be careful: the alcohol is very flammable! After 45 minutes of heating you can strain the solids out, saving the alcohol.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but with fresh alcohol. When the second boil has finished, remove the solids again, combine the two quantities of alcohol and boil again until you have a syrupy mixture. This syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden in the stash.
Bring a pot of water to a rolling boil, then put a small amount of butter in the water.
The butter melts, and mixes with the water. Then put the grass or stash in and boil it. Now all the grass will be riling around with the water and the butter. The THC dissolves into the butter. Stir the stuff regularly. After half an hour of cooking the grass, strain out the grass and stash and squeeze all the juice out of it. Then put the liquid in the fridge.
A few hours later, the mixture is cold enough and the cannabutter has solidified on the surface. It will look kind of scummy, but it’s just enchanted butter. Scoop it out and retain it in a bowl or a jar. The cannabutter can be used just like butter, in brownies or cake.
cute
The LAST thing you Expect to EVER come through your kitty-door – Strange Cat Door Surprise (wait for it)
What does the Future Bring?
I saw my new liver doctor down at the VA Clinic in Harlingen, TX., on Tuesday and will be seeing the Lupus doctor soon. They are going to work together to come up with a treatment plan, in the meantime my daughter (oldest is buying a new home) and my other daughter wants to rent the oldest daughters existing home and have me move up there so they can all take care of me…. I am giving it some serious thought. It would be great to be around family while doing treatment that makes you really feel like crap…. I did it before, and DeeOhGee was there for me but he’s older now and I don’t know how he will handle all that shit the second time around! I know I’m not looking forward to it. This is my yearly medical update for anyone who cares.
The Redneck Games
Someone had to hold them!
The Redneck Games, Georgia, USA
The Redneck Games are held annually in East Dublin, Georgia. They were initiated after media reports suggested that the 1996 in Atlanta would be hosted by a ‘bunch of rednecks’. True to its name, the festival feature events including toilet seat throwing, bobbing for pig’s trotters, armpit serenade and mud pit belly flop.
Elderly Texting…
Elderly Texting Codes: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
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How to talk to women the PC (politically correct) way
These are not hard and fast rules, just a simple guideline!
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not HALF NAKED – She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT – She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not TOO SKINNY – She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME – She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She is not KINKY – She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP – She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
He does not have a beer gut – He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not a bad dancer – He is Overly Caucasian.
He does not get lost all the time – He investigates Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding – He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber – He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk – He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not act like a total ass – He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He is not a sex machine – He is Romantically Automated.
He is not a male chauvinist pig – He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes – He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment – He is Monogamously Challenged.
