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10 Redneck pickup lines


Some of them are fire crackers.

clipped from jo-kes.blogspot.com
* Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
* Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
* My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
* Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
* Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
* You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
* I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.”
* If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
* I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.
* If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

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