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Archive for September 20, 2007

A helpful husband


Now that was one sympathetic husband.

clipped from jo-kes.blogspot.com
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!”
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
“Yes?” replied the teacher.
“Is it ok if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

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Congress’ Facts Of Pride


I am ashamed of the silent majority of the United Stated for sticking the heads in the sand. If the sand heads do not wake up we are all going to be socialist. It is time for ‘Power To The People’ Revolution time!

clipped from www.thefleecingofamerica.com
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:

– 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
– 7 have been arrested for fraud
– 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
– 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
– 3 have done time for assault
– 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
– 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
– 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
– 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
– 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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Don’t watch Ethel. Bored Dude Robs Store.


clipped from www.breitbart.tv
Totally Naked Man Robs Convenience Store Out of Boredom

Watch Video

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Condom Sponsors



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More Funny Pictures at pYzam.com

Bizaro


clipped from www.bizarroartist.org

what-kind-of-god

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WAR!


This would be funny if it weren’t so true.

clipped from thepeacetrain.org

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