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Cheating Wife


Cheating Wife

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the womans house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.

 

The woman suddenly turns up her ear and says, – Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!- So the man runs into the bathroom.

Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. – Why are you naked? – he asks.

Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to receive you.

Okay, the man replies, Ill go get ready.

He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.

Who the hell are you?\” the man asks.

I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with.

The husband exclaims, But youre naked!

The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.

Those little bastards!

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