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New Bike?


For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

 
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the bond on this House is R680
000.00 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way We can afford it.”
The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door
With a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Matt told him, “I was walking past your room last night and I
Heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
To wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m
staying here by myself with an R680 000.00 bond and no F**king Bike!

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