You might be a REDNECK if…
…you can burp and say your name at the same time.
…the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors.
…you think Possum is The ‘Other White Meat’.
…you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
…you met your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens’ room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
…you think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
…your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
…you think safe sex is a padded headboard.
…you and your dog use the same tree.
…you believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
If you answered yes to any of the above, you might be a redneck…