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Where Have I Been?

OMG! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since they let me out!… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with discovering time doesn’t stand still, a ticking crocodile, just generally being an embarrassment to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is passing in a blur from midday to I feel like going to bed. I am avoiding recapture. I need a nap.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. You wanna test me? Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue..

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