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You Might Be a Scrooge If:


– Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.

– You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.

– You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

– Your favorite version of “A Christmas Carol” stars Bob Packwood or Bill Clinton.

– Your favorite version of “Babes in Toyland” stars Michael Jackson.

– Your favorite version of “The Nutcracker” stars Andrew Golata.

– You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.

– You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

– Your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon.

– Your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park.

– Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

– You think “Ho, Ho, Ho” is a line from a Rocky movie.

– Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.

– You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

– Your favorite version of “Silent Night” is sung by OJ Simpson.

– Your favorite version of “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” is sung by the KKK choir.

– Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.

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