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The Second Funeral!


A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear
a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a
ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again
carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door,
the husband cries out, ‘Watch that wall!’

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