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to make hash

There are many different ways of making hash. The main issue of making hash is to get the THC out of your leafs and stems. We will describe the 3 most popular ways for you.
The blender method for making

Put water in a blender. Add a large handful of leaves, stems, seeds and mild weed. Put in 3 or 4 ice cubes and blend it for about 3-4 minutes. Just make sure everything is very finely chopped. Secondly, you will need a gold reusable coffee filter (or 90-line silk screen). Get a large mouth quart mason jar, and strain your Slurpee mixture through it. Once you have strained all the liquid through, run some more water through the leaf material to wash out any extra trichome.

After a few minutes you will notice a white collection at the bottom of the jar, this is the trichome. Let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20-30 minutes. Next, pour off the top 2/3’s of the filtered green water, leaving the settled trichome at the bottom. Add more ice water to get the green stuff out, and let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20 minutes again. Repeat this step once more. Pour off as much water as you can without pouring off the trichome, filter the resulting trichome/water mix through a paper coffee filter. The trichome will not go through the paper, but the water will. When all the water has filtered through, a slightly wet, cold, mass of trichome will be left. This will be easy to handle and compress.

The alcohol method for making

Take your stash (stems, seeds, mild weed) and place it in a covered pot, with enough alcohol to cover everything. Isopropyl alcohol is commonly available at pharmacies. Look for alcohol that is 99% pure. Denatured alcohol also works well. Sometimes isopropyl alcohol is called rubbing alcohol.
Now carefully boil the mixture on an electric stove. Be careful: the alcohol is very flammable! After 45 minutes of heating you can strain the solids out, saving the alcohol.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but with fresh alcohol. When the second boil has finished, remove the solids again, combine the two quantities of alcohol and boil again until you have a syrupy mixture. This syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden in the stash.


Bring a pot of water to a rolling boil, then put a small amount of butter in the water.
The butter melts, and mixes with the water. Then put the grass or stash in and boil it. Now all the grass will be riling around with the water and the butter. The THC dissolves into the butter. Stir the stuff regularly. After half an hour of cooking the grass, strain out the grass and stash and squeeze all the juice out of it. Then put the liquid in the fridge.

A few hours later, the mixture is cold enough and the cannabutter has solidified on the surface. It will look kind of scummy, but it’s just enchanted butter. Scoop it out and retain it in a bowl or a jar. The cannabutter can be used just like butter, in brownies or cake.

Information on this site may not be scientifically accurate, rather out of personal experiences.disclaimer




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What does the Future Bring?

I saw my new liver doctor down at the VA Clinic in Harlingen, TX., on Tuesday and will be seeing the Lupus doctor soon.  They are going to work together to come up with a treatment plan, in the meantime my daughter (oldest is buying a new home) and my other daughter wants to rent the oldest daughters existing home and have me move up there so they can all take care of me…. I am giving it some serious thought.  It would be great to be around family while doing treatment that makes you really feel like crap…. I did it before, and DeeOhGee was there for me but he’s older now and I don’t know how he will handle all that shit the second time around! I know I’m not looking forward to it.  This is my yearly medical update for anyone who cares.

The Redneck Games

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The Redneck Games, Georgia, USA

The Redneck Games are held annually in East Dublin, Georgia. They were initiated after media reports suggested that the 1996 in Atlanta would be hosted by a ‘bunch of rednecks’. True to its name, the festival feature events including toilet seat throwing, bobbing for pig’s trotters, armpit serenade and mud pit belly flop.



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Elderly Texting…

Elderly Texting Codes: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.

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