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Vintage Advertising


Yep, they all look like swingers

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Vanilla Ice Cream That Puzzled General Motors


 This was found at Naveen’s Journal

Many of you, unlike me, might have come across this long ago, as it is in circulation for years now. But I just received it today and was spellbound by the incident. For those who are not aware of it, it goes like this –
Never underestimate your Clients’ Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!

This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Please read on…..

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A Cat’s Version of the Rules


The Cat’s Version of the Rules


BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an “outside” door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

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100 Bucks for Sex


Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…
but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
but the girl said, “NO.”

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Evolution of a Programmer


High School/Junior High

  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  20 END

First year in College

  program Hello(input, output)
    begin
      writeln('Hello World')
    end.
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Missle Silo For Sale – Only $1,500,000.00


Quaintly located under about 57 acres in Western Washington State.

Missle Silo

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Some Really Strange Animal Friends Photos


These are some of the strangest animal pictures I’ve seen all week. They make me smile. Hope you like them as much as I do. To see them click on the read more below.

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