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Pictures From New Years Eve


Here are some of the pictures taken New Years Eve.

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Twas The Night Before Christmas (Texas Style)

Just want to take a few minutes to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, yours and theirs.  Everyone please drive safe and come home alive.

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Christmas Jokes – Uses For Christmas Fruitcakes

Uses For Christmas Fruitcake

1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.

2. Give them to your son for a science project

3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that’s making it’s rounds every year.
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Only in America

1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while         healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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You Might Be a Scrooge If:

– Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.

– You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.

– You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

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Back at Home

I’m back in the “Land of Honey”! Back home in “Port Aransas, Texas”. I am no longer hosting Karaoke at Lovett’s bar and will soon hopefully be doing some small live gigs around town. Paul and DeeDee have moved the fun at the “Tarpon Ice House” indoors and has the lovely ‘Alma’ playing music in the new ‘Inside Winter Bar’. I’m going to ‘Neptune’s’ to join Randy Rivers in the jam session if he’s there. I’ve been told since I got back that he’s back from up north.

Pirate’s Pub Crawl in Port Aransas, Texas

A great time was had by all.

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Rompin D.O.G.

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Bridge to Hawaii

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!

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