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Christmas Jokes – Uses For Christmas Fruitcakes


Uses For Christmas Fruitcake

1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.

2. Give them to your son for a science project

3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that’s making it’s rounds every year.

4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.

5. Mash them down and use for mortar when building a log cabin.

6. Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.

7. Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.

8. Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.

9. Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.

10. Last and probably least, try eating it! Hey! It’s one way to get rid of it!

via Christmas Jokes.

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  Barbara wrote @

If someone you love gives you a fruitcake, hold onto it. Keep it someplace safe. Then give it back to them the next year. That’ll teach ’em.


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