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Archive for October, 2007

Naughty Egg


Still doesn’t answer the question as to “Who Came First”.
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Chill In 2 Minutes


All you have is a warm six pack of sodas? Chill your beverages in two minutes with this methode.

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One Lucky Deer


This deer caught a break when fishermen helped her into the boat a mile and a half off-shore. I think one little dip turned into an adventure.  Click read more to see the pictures.

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Life and Times in Port Aransas


Let me start this post by stating that I had to go to the hospital late Thursday night and found out that I still had pneumonia and they pumped me up with some heavy duty antibiotics and anti-inflammatory medicine through the IV and then sent me home with prescriptions for both. But I didn’t let this ruin my weekend.  Click more to read about the rest of the weekend.

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The Story of the Flattened Frog


A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of
“a house of ill repute” and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

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Miss Beatrice and the Rubber!


Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea.

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Please Vote For D.O.G.


Please take the time to vote for D.O.G. by clicking the button below. I would really appriciate it.

I thank you and D.O.G. thanks you.

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Life and Times in Port Aransas


The weather here is beautiful, wish you were all here! The setting up for “Lovett’s Beach Bash” has already started. Tom already has his trailer on the beach and by tomorrow night there should be about four more. My brother Roy is bringing a bunch of mesquite firewood. The big party is Friday night with the food being ready at about 6:00pm give or take. After that there will be a repeat of “Karaoke on the Beach”, the only time karaoke is done on the beach to the best of my knowledge.

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Where is God?


 
 

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit’s end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

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